Killer openers: the first seven paragraphs of Stockholm Syndrome

Birth smells.

I’m not saying it stinks–well, to some people, it does. I remember the classmate who finished our med school OB/gyn rotation without ever delivering an infant. He delivered half of the head, and then the look on his face was so horrid that the obstetrician delivered the rest of baby.

My name’s Hope Sze. I’m a female resident doctor in Montreal, and whether I like it or not, I’ve become a detective too, during my copious free time.

I’ve got a stronger stomach than that classmate, but when I stepped into the delivery room, it only smelled like sweat and a little blood. The odours would grow stronger once the amniotic fluid broke and the afterbirth emerged, but for now, I didn’t hold my breath.

My eyes adjusted to the darkness. They’d turned the lights off, except a small fluorescent light. The baby’s heartbeat chugged along on the fetal monitor. Whump, whump, whump at 162 beats per minute.

Most of obstetrics is nice and normal, except the occasional C-section. They screen out congenital abnormalities at St. Joseph’s, our small community hospital. “This is the only happy area of the hospital!” an obstetrician told me, on my first day. “Everybody’s smiling!”

The black woman in the bed wasn’t smiling. She was sweating. Which made sense. “That’s why they call it labour,” the nurse will say, while the woman recovers from the latest contraction. That’s normal too. So I was pretty surprised when my obstetrics rotation transformed into a bone-chilling bloodbath.


stockholm syndrome pregnant

So Rob Cornell asked me to post the first seven paragraphs of my work in progress. For me, that’s Stockholm Syndrome, now available for preorder at Kobo and Smashwords!

You may notice two different covers because my naked cover got censored. More on that later.

If you want to start with the first Hope Sze novel, Code Blues, it’s now available for free until March 16th exclusively at Vuze

I’m experimenting with posting chapters on Wattpad and WriteOn, so you can get the first five chapters there. I don’t know if I’ll post the whole book, even though posting a partial can be seen as a dick move. On the other hand, giving away my book permanently could be a stupid move. What do you think?

Fifty Shades of Grey’s Anatomy will make its official debut at the Williamstown Library on April first at 10:30 a.m. That’s right, my latest book is an April Fools joke. Come laugh!

This is the most downer essay in the book. The rest are about medicine and, er, the naughty bits.

If you preordered, I might distribute the books tomorrow, if I have enough juice after my night shift. Pay me tonight and I’ll drop the books at the emerg on my way home to sleep, so you can spend your March Break reading about penile fractures, scrotal lacerations, and other yuk yucks.

The List: 24 hour chick lit giveaway

“What’s your number?” If they’re not asking for your coordinates, as they say in Montreal, they’re usually asking how many people you’ve slept with.

Well, what’s your imaginary number? By that, I mean, who are the people you wish you’d slept with?

In The List, Oona makes a list of all the guys she wished she’d had. And then she has them.

I’m giving away 100 free copies on LibraryThing in exchange for honest (but ideally, not malicious) reviews, and the giveaway ends tomorrow at 2:57 p.m.

Warning: this book contains sex and swearing. If you don’t like those things, do not enter.

the list cover 2014 interracial box

This book is difficult to market because it’s not clearly erotica. The sex comes later on. It starts off with Oona’s husband asking for an open marriage, so she has to kick him to the curb before she makes her List and feels confident enough to act on it. But it’s not a classic romance because, hey, three guys. (It’s not a long list, but a yummy one: the smokin’ yoga instructor, the childhood sweetheart turned cowboy/jazz musician, the ironic Jewish doctor. And she does act on all of them.) So you could call it women’s fiction, but those tend to be more serious. Oona is not serious. Oona is drinking vodka and hitting the the dance clubs and possibly, a dungeon. Ergo, perhaps chick lit is the closest fit.

Some folks think that buyers shy away from covers with black people on ’em. Let’s prove them wrong. For the record, Oona is from Montreal, with biracial roots, black and Chinese. Yep. She rocks.

To check if Oona’s your cup of tea (or shot of vodka), you can download the first chapter here. That’s also where you could just buy it in the e-format of your choice. Just sayin’.

For people who don’t like to download, I’ve also published the opening chapters on Wattpad. The third chapter was automatically rated R, I think just because of the swearing. No clothes come off. Yet.

So, if you wanna have fun, and R ratings don’t offend you, join The List giveaway today! Just page down to find it, or search for Melissa Yin, and enter your name sometime in the next 24 hours. Good luck!